aries - stop obsessing over kanye
taurus - chill
gemini - whatever fuckin turtle
cancer - don’t name your first born child harold
leo - nice rack
virgo - little dweeb
libra - you remind me of squidward tentacles
scorpio - my dad
sagittarius - you play the piano with your hands not your feet what the fuck is wrong with you
capricorn - that’s enough memes for today
aquarius - probably illegal
pisces - how do dolphins sleep even
I almost spit grape juice!
I have saved this gif in my folder as ‘weight for it’
I love how these are the same cover just different backgrounds.
"Sharknado 2: The Second One"
They really put a lot of effort into the title, didn’t they
police are actually taking away and dismantling cameras from reporters so they cant film what is happening
This has been taken off Twitter! Save it!
Signal boost this. Don’t let the police get away with breaking the law!
laughing because she is.
i actually did laugh when I saw this in theaters because this is a very real guilt tactic parents use and it’s 100% effective
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
I am so glad this is back
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.
I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected
tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
10 year old Antonio Jones from Ferguson explains his fears for his older brother.
Even at the age of 10 this boy recognizes that wearing a hoodie and being black is enough to make his brother an extremely likely target. These are the concerns of black children in the U.S, these are their fears and this is the reality they face.
So I just found out that Laverne Cox has an identical twin brother, who played pre-transition Sophia in OITNB.
I was wondering how they found someone that looked just like her to play the role!
they were discussing Sophia’s back story and she told them “ya know, i have a twin brother.” they asked him to do it and he said yes! :D
fun fact Jenji Kohan told Laverne Cox that they were going to hire somebody to play her pre-transition because they didn’t want to traumatize her or trigger dysphoria by having her pretend to be a man and she was like “no no, I can do this, I’m an actress” but the creators of the show insisted on using her twin brother instead
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
Prix de Lausanne 2014
The Sleeping Beauty - Aurora